SYDNEY–Well, first impressions last, mehopesnot. If I don’t learn some football terminology quickly I’m in the “sin bin”, or something. It’s just strange that my AFL (that’s Aust Rules Football) team is actually in the finals so I’m supposed to be hyped. Even so, I’m peeved that Malthouse is the coach, or something, he being the ex-West Coast eagles coach that I hated back when I was last in Oz five years ago. Diversion http://www.poynter.org . No football.