ADM GOAT HONG KONG–“Our local HK scientific staff are taking a moment out of their busy epidemic outbreak to bring you a new product: the Goats of Joy “Piner” – it’s finer when pineless to have the Piner. With two pinecones strapped upon ones head like headphones, some beer goggles and a mouthful of garden variety sand, one can enjoy Somerville Auditorium’s big day without leaving the 37th floor of your Hong Kong skyscraper or cosy Japanese onsen! Wonder’s never cease to cease ever with the Goats of Joy. (rtrfm.com.au 2003-04-11)”