From a March 1998 posting on a Humbug bulletin board:
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“what the fuck??? you can’t be the leader of the reubeena berry fanclub cos I am! but you can be second in charge if you want! (are you related to that other full metal beanie leader of the matt and grug fanclub by any chance??? too weird) so answers: house of wax in store, 5pm, on a saturday arvo, ryan was wearing brown pants and reuben was totally hidden from view behind a display from where i was standing… and jefferson’s blowjob, (with a nicely placed drum on top whenever ryan said it too, well done tim,) and yeah it does sound like afro doesn’t it? what do you think jem? sounds like afro and afro rhymes with go so it could be! (that would’ve been a good q for your interview jem!) as well as what the fuck are the words to E(k)?!!! i love the lyrics to the oises etc, they are so superb, and so scary in a way. that was good when connors talked to reuben and ryan on homegrown and played those 2 tracks hey, now we just need the rest…(hinthinthint, soon?! pleeease?) and they better hurry and give connors a co y so he can play it too! and ryan was wrong when he said people would be sick of it by the time the album comes out if they release the demo, we’d never tire of it in this house and i know many others who’d agree there. does ryan just think humbug have no fans at all or something??? so jem sweetie what sorta stuff are you interviewing them about? it’s for uni yeah? you’ll have to let us all know how it went/goes ok? (we’ll be waiting in anticipation with baited breath!) you didn’t go to anodyne’s launch ? idn’t see you there, oh well, did you see i have a fanclub?! am i cool or am i cool???! (heeheeehee what a laugh!) hey anyone watched THE MORPH FILES on abc? is it the one and only morph we’ve recently been remembering??? and welcome back kotter’s on!!! YAY! how cool is that! oh i’m getting too old i was just informed. oh shit what a rambler i am, p.s. does anyone else think it was mean of adam connors to beat reuben at bowling?! i think he should’ve let him win god dammit! oh well…he fully went off to the smiths the other night so we can forgive him!”
Strange. Hope s/he didn’t notice my currrent phone number below.
